I am something when you are killing me then you will be crying. What am I?
I am a name of a person. Children hate my first four letters but they like the other four letters. What am I?
I am something when I am going then I will be sharing chips. Who am I?
Ans: A goat
(Note from the blog Administrator: I only get the first riddle. If you get the others, please leave a comment with an explanation. Thank you 🙂
– By Sandra Amoah
Chop bar sign, Ghana
A man, very strong and well-built went into a chop bar and asked for Fufu and light soup. Then he went to a bar-man for a drink.
The man: Bar-man out of fear gave it to him without asking for money.
A lean and poor wretched man also went to the bar to eat some left-overs and saw what has happened. He went to the Bar-man.
Wretched man: Bar-man, give me a bottle of champaign or else…
Bar-Man: Or else what?
Wretched Man: Or else Ice-water. Then the Bar-man stood and gave him a blow and the man ran away.
– By Sandra Amoah
No Smoking Zone
A man entered doctor’s office smoking his pipe. This is what ensued between them:
Doctor: Man do not smoke in my office — this office is no smoking zone.
Man: (angrily) Doc, I’m not smoking “Zone”, I’m smoking tobacco.
-By Eugene Amoah
Two people were walking when it started raining. One person got wet and the other person didn’t. Who are they?
Ans: Pregnant woman.
What has an eye but can not see?
My father gave me hundred men to cater for but they only have one belt. Who are they?
If you are travelling, how many trees will you find?
Ans: 2 (dead trees and living tress).
I have five rooms with four doors. Who am I?
Ans: fingers and spaces between them.
Which journey is far?
I am a month, if you turn me I become a starchy food.
Ans: May to Yam.
Which city has no citizen?
By Freda Patamia, age 11
Emmanuella Manu, age 12
Kwame Akotsah Bempah, age 12
Ebenezer Boadu, age 11
Elizabeth Bonkor, age 11
Najact Abdulai, age 11 and
Tuesday wants to deliver a message to Wednesday, through Thursday, by Friday before Saturday.
Signed by Sunday.
Kofi went to a church and was able to sit beside a pretty lady. He started talking to the lady about love. The lady shouted “Oh! Leave me alone!” Everybodies eyes were on them so Kofi being ashamed also said: “I won’t leave you until you accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour.”
Two children were playing and were playing and one suddenly asked the other, what is 3 – 3?
It is 6.
Thank you, Kwaku said to Kofi; I thought you did not know. You are as clever as I am.